Republican Senator Issues Eulogy For Vacuum: 'I Will Miss You'
Senator Chuck Grassley mourned Beth, his family’s 49-year-old vacuum, after electrical sparks forced its retirement.
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Brimstone Report is tracking this as a curated politics brief. The source report from Newsweek says: Senator Chuck Grassley mourned Beth, his family’s 49-year-old vacuum, after electrical sparks forced its retirement.
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- Primary source: Newsweek
- Published: Aug 9, 2026, 1:43 PM UTC
- Coverage area: Politics
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