My crusty yellow toenails looked like an animal's claws and disgusted my children. But I cured them for ever with a simple, life-changing treatment. Here are the steps I took: SIMON MILLS
A colleague pointed to my Birkenstock-clad feet and said - as if revealing an extra gruesome detail at a fairground freak show: 'Look everyone! Simon's big toenails are prehensile!'.

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- Primary source: Daily Mail
- Published: Jul 25, 2026, 4:06 PM UTC
- Coverage area: Culture & Society
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