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'Flat Butt. No Friends. Bad Father': Amazon's Creepy 'About You' Dossiers Go Viral

'Flat Butt. No Friends. Bad Father': Amazon's Creepy 'About You' Dossiers Go Viral Amazon's "About You" page, which lists traits the company has inferred about each customer, went viral this week after a Threads user posted that Amazon concluded she has a flat ass. Other shoppers.

Curated by Brimstone Editorial Desk · Source: ZeroHedge ·
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Brimstone Report is tracking this as a curated economy & markets brief. The source report from ZeroHedge says: 'Flat Butt. No Friends. Bad Father': Amazon's Creepy 'About You' Dossiers Go Viral Amazon's "About You" page, which lists traits the company has inferred about each customer, went viral this week after a Threads user posted that Amazon concluded she has a flat ass. Other shoppers.

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  • Primary source: ZeroHedge
  • Published: Oct 9, 2026, 8:40 PM UTC
  • Coverage area: Economy & Markets
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