Ex-SAS commander fat-shames Guards in Burnham-Zelensky photo op as 'unarmed Teletubbies in ill-fitting playground uniforms'
Retired lieutenant colonel Richard Williams has accused Irish Guards of looking like 'unarmed Teletubbies' as they lined up outside Downing Street on Wednesday.

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- Primary source: Daily Mail
- Published: Oct 17, 2026, 9:50 AM UTC
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