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Andros Townsend claims his bizarre diet including olive oil, raw cacao and chicken feet slow cooked for eight hours prevented him needing ANY medication after he was run over by a pitch rolling machine

The former England international has described how he couldn't walk out of sheer 'agony' after almost being crushed by a pitch roller at half-time during a match in Thailand.

Curated by Brimstone Editorial Desk · Source: Daily Mail ·
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  • Primary source: Daily Mail
  • Published: Sep 22, 2026, 6:17 PM UTC
  • Coverage area: Culture & Society
  • Brimstone role: curated summary, explanation, and source attribution
  • Topic signals: developing story metadata

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  1. Source published: Sep 22, 2026, 6:17 PM UTC
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