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AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 A Month to Masturbate... Yes, Really

AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 A Month to Masturbate... Yes, Really Authored by Jason Nelson via Decrypt.co, Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” at $2,000 for a month to test an AI-guided masturbation feature and document its effects on stress, sleep, mood,.

Curated by Brimstone Editorial Desk · Source: ZeroHedge ·
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Brimstone Report is tracking this as a curated border & immigration brief. The source report from ZeroHedge says: AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 A Month to Masturbate... Yes, Really Authored by Jason Nelson via Decrypt.co, Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” at $2,000 for a month to test an AI-guided masturbation feature and document its effects on stress, sleep, mood,.

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  • Primary source: ZeroHedge
  • Published: May 26, 2026, 2:40 PM UTC
  • Coverage area: Border & Immigration
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  • Topic signals: developing story metadata

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  1. Source published: May 26, 2026, 2:40 PM UTC
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